Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Farmville is her only friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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