I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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