i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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