Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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