I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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