i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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