i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
