Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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