he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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