take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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