He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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