When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
please don't ironically join a cult
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