grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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