The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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