when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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