So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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