i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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