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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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