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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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