she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so let's talk penis.
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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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