We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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