My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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