im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you didnt know i had herpes?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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