There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
There are leaves in my underwear?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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