Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Let's paint friendship bongs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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