For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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