Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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