Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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