So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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