Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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