I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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