i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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