Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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