awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Damn victory sex feels great
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