careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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