I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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