If i come over, it means nothing
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
we should paint friendship bongs
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