thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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