my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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