margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
no you cant smoke seaweed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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