I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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