I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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