im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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