We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Send help, water and tortillas.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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