For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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