im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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