New invention idea: vibrating tampons
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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