and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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