You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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