People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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