We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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