we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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