who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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