There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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