Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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