She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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