So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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