he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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