well you can't waste a boner
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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